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$34.00
Serve up satire this Thanksgiving with the Choice Not Control parody tee. Inspired by the classic casserole topping, this design brings extra crunch to the fight for freedom. Crisp, cheeky, and holiday-ready, it's perfect from the kitchen to the protest - because control should never be on the menu.
- Soft, lightweight cotton blend
- Classic unisex fit (true to size)
- Fabric: Made from 100% cotton (solid colors only)
- Direct-to-garment print, high resolution artwork
- Designed by ReSisters Apparel - limited Thanksgiving release
Size guide
Gildan 5000 Heavyweight Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | ||
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for everyday wear. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |